If all the seas were one sea,
What a GREAT sea that would be!
And if all the trees were one tree,
What a GREAT tree that would be!
And if all the axes were one axe,
What a GREAT axe that would be!
And if all the men were one man,
What a GREAT man that would be!
And if the GREAT man took the GREAT axe,
And cut down the GREAT tree,
And let it fall into the GREAT sea,
What a splish splash THAT would be!

– Mother Goose, 1916